If you can correctly pronounce every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.
"this is what happens to the plans of humans, it is when they make them in the midst of their pleasures that death cuts the thread of their days without pity, and in the midst of life, without ever concerning themselves with this fatal moment, living as though they were to exist for ever, they disappear into the obscure cloud of immortality, uncertain of the fate which lies in store for them."
— Marquis de Sade (Eugenie de Franval,: And other stories) (via fuckyeahexistentialism)
"Bro, you gotta watch twilight new moon twice to appreciate it’s substance..”
Me: Yeah, uhm.. i can’t because i’ve got this thing.
“what thing?”
Me: a penis."
Me: Yeah, uhm.. i can’t because i’ve got this thing.
“what thing?”
Me: a penis."
— ym
favourite over-used phrases from 2009
“why not?”
used when anyone questions/challenges your motives/actions/ideas. ok, so my friends and i may have the oddest of philosophies and the wackiest of spontaneity. we have unorthodox and rowdy tendencies, and we’re generally not afraid of the unknown. take note, we do know how to think things through rationally and maturely, but when something undiscovered crosses our path(s), “why not?” is just the way we roll.
“i know, right?”
often the expression from the aftermath of “why not”. whether results were of utmost hilarious fits of joy/excitement/shock/disappointment, we never cease to entertain ourselves with a heated conversation of the outcome. we all learn from experiencing that mystery that lured us to act on our curiosity. remember that time we…. it was the craziest thing ever! … “i know, right?” LOL Smiley Face
AWWWWW!!!! :)
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